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nefarious-laptop:

robot girls getting compared to chatgpt is like when you’re autistic and your mom would call you down to watch the big bang theory and point at sheldon just to go “look, that’s you”

flowers4therapture:

a single andes chocolate mint from the olive garden can fully nourish an adult human for up to 96 hours

courtesycalling:

courtesycalling:

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victusinveritas:

The recipe:

PUMPKIN PUDDING PIE w/ ORANGE ZEST & CARDAMOM WHIPPED CREAM

(makes ~3 pies)

• 2½ cups sugar
• 15oz can pumpkin puree
• 2 eggs
• ½ tsp baking soda
• 2 cups flour
• 2 tsp baking powder
• ½ tsp ground cinnamon
• ¼ tsp vanilla
• pinch of salt
• 2½ cups milk
• 4 TBSP butter (melted)
• 1 orange
• 1 tsp powdered sugar
• 1 cup heavy cream
• 2 TBSP powdered sugar
• 1 tsp cardamom
• pinch nutmeg

pumpkin pudding pie w/ orange zest

• preheat the oven to 325°F
• prepare the pie crust (that’s another recipe’s job—either find a scratch recipe or buy a pre-made dough or graham cracker crust)
• blend 2 ½ cups sugar, pumpkin puree, eggs, and baking soda in a large mixing bowl (if using a mixer, blend with a paddle attachment)
• add the flour, baking powder, cinnamon, vanilla, and salt; blend until well mixed
• add the milk and melted butter, whisk until well mixed (if using a mixer, blend with the whisk attachment)
• pour your batter into the crust, filling right up to the edge (the mix will be more liquid than solid, but it will rise/solidify in the oven)
• bake at 325°F for 55 minutes
• remove from the oven and let it cool
• top with sifted powdered sugar
• zest an orange over the top of the pie (microplane if possible but regular zester is fine; have found that the most aesthetically pleasing version is to peel the orange and then finely dice the peel but that’s a hassle!)

whipped cream

• put your metal mixing bowl and whisk in the freezer for at least 15 minutes
• whisk powdered sugar, cardamom, and nutmeg together in bowl
• add heavy cream; whisk until stiff peaks start forming
• serve on a cooled pie :)

rcktpwr:

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

hermitollien:

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infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

*aborted line cook voice* i’d go smoke in the alley… if i existed

*aborted line cook voice* this fucking rules

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

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rat-in-the-grain:

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Harvesting my wheat

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pinesollux:

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”